Impress everyone with all your money

Ever wanted to impress everyone with all your money, just you don't have any? Well look no more you can now get fake ATM receipt that show your account balance only with a lot more money. Interested the folks at pullmyfinger.com have just the ticket for you right here .

Pick up women or men quickly at bars, dances, social events. After you write your number on this receipt (conveniently folded in your wallet), hand it to the member of opposite sex and watch how fast they call you! When she sees the SIZE of your bank balance, she'll be digging YOUR "gold" in no time! Even has the typical black bars on back of the receipt for added authenticity!

Other ATM-ITATIONS uses: -perfect for "over-the-hill" bachelors! -high school/college students use to impress people! - leave on the coffee table - impress your friends! - write a message/phone number when negotiating with mortgage companies, matre'D at a fancy restaurant, Porche' dealerships! - read it again and again, improve your self-esteem, sex life!

ATMitations TIDBITS: The bank logo is called Fidelity National Bank & Savings or FNBS, get it? F-en BS! Look closely at the ATM balance - it's $314,159.26, or. the same digits used in PI!